Crossbody Hipster Bag - F*uckity F*ck F*ck -Large

Cool on the Outside. Absolutely Not on the Inside.

This bag has a secret, and it's a good one. The outside is all polished blue-green cotton canvas — clean, confident, put-together. But unzip it and you're greeted by a teal floral lining peppered with cheeky swear words that perfectly capture your inner monologue. Because sometimes you need a bag that gets you.

Handmade in Perth, Ontario, this large Crossbody Hipster Bag is built for real life — errands, markets, travel, or any day that calls for hands-free and hassle-free.

The Details

• 100% cotton canvas exterior in blue-green
• 100% cotton teal lining with pink & white flowers and playful sweary phrases
• Pink chevron 1½" wide cotton strap — approximately 52–54" long, adjustable & removable
• Dusty pink zipper with silver hardware for a subtle pop of colour
• Front pocket — perfect for quick phone access
• Generous main compartment for wallet, keys, sunglasses & everyday essentials
• Sprayed with Scotchguard to protect against sun & moisture
• Spot clean

Made in Canada

Handcrafted with care in Perth, Ontario by ThePlaidCow. One of a kind, just like you — minus the filter.